What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?